Gaslighting Daddy is Fun & Easy!
Old men are easier to manipulate because their geriatric brains are naturally starting to forget things
(plus the rest of their bodies are growing more decrepit by the day so their self-esteem is in constant crisis mode lol)
He honestly cannot remember everything he's said --> Use it to your advantage!!
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1. Be Addictive! Be sweet, be alluring, be everything he desires so he can't take his mind off you. Find out what he's missing in life and be that puzzle piece for him. He can't live without you!
2. Question and Correct little things-- this get tricky! always act cutely confused and concerned when questioning him or else he might suspect you're seeing a 2nd Daddy and confusing them. Start small, this old man is having "brain farts." If he says he likes vanilla ice cream, remind him that he told you he preferred chocolate- "so which is it, Daddy? haha." If he says he's 48, correct him and say "48 1/2, Daddy! I can't wait to celebrate your birthday with a big BANG! haha!" Arrive super early for a date and then get "mad" at him for telling you the wrong time and making you wait (this one you can't use unless you make the plans verbally)
Re-write his past. Old men repeat a lot of boring stories, so when he starts- finish the story for him with slightly twisted details. If he tries to correct you, laugh and say "Daddy, that's not what you said the first time!" Make yourself an authority on his life story.
3. SMILE 😊 Always have a smile on your face when he's talking. It's ok that he "forgets" things, you'll remind him like a good girl!
4. Don't let him forget when he was wrong. Bring up any mistake he's made as proof that he can't be trusted now.
5. Repeat yourself! If you want him to believe something you have to say it over and over again in conversation.
6. Use "everyone" to gang up on him. "Everyone knows..." and "Everyone agrees..." -common sense lol duh!
No, yes, of course you knew that, too! Silly Daddy! You forget? Get with the program!
7. Act like you don't understand. Whenever Daddy has an idea that you don't want him to have, act like he's not making any sense. Look at him quizzically and ask him to please elaborate. Old men love hearing themselves talk, they think they're smart, just try not to fall asleep while he's mansplaining 😊
8. Never apologize! Always expect him to apologize for making things difficult. And don't directly tell him you're upset, just wear your "heart" on your sleeve. You're not mad, just disappointed. lol.
9. Dismiss his concerns, make him feel illogical and insecure. He cannot trust his feelings or instincts anymore. He needs to rely on you as his voice of reason. You're there to support him thru this "dementia"
because you value and care about him (awww lol sucker!)
10. He's being crazy, not you! It's important that you NEVER get crazy during an argument, always stay calm and sweet- let him get irrational and crazy. Play out the argument to make your point, then tell him you don't like seeing him so stressed and start giving him a massage. You want to put the smile back on his face 😊 That's what he has you around for, don't forget! 
Smack with one hand
and caress with the other.
