Our Sugar Gods which art in heaven,Mallowed be thy Name.
Thy Sucrose come.
Thy will be done on Rodeo Drive,
As on Fifth Avenue.
Give us this day our daily Allowance.
And forgive Not the Salty,
As we throw Shade on those that would
Wish Salt against us.
And lead us not into Poverty or Frustration,
But deliver us from Splenda.
For thine is the Money,
The Power, and the Respect,
For ever and ever- and Ever!
Amen.
